somewhere in between.

It feels like a “Poe” vibe.

I’m pretty much obsessed.
Photography by Tierney Gearon.

I’m pretty much obsessed.

Photography by Tierney Gearon.

Because Jesus needs some POON-TANG, YO!
Amy Casey knows exactly what the inside of my head looks like.

Amy Casey knows exactly what the inside of my head looks like.

Two o’clock. I wake up. It’s raining. I smile.

I dreamt last night that Joseph Gordon-Levitt asked me out on a date and then forced(yes, forced) me to travel the world, filming him and his band.

We time machined it to Ireland and Aspen.
We fell into a desert.
We rode around and chased each other on Penny-farthings.
We fed stale bread to wild tigers. 
We climbed trees in Riverside Park.
We wrapped ourselves in Christmas lights and danced on top of a mountain.
We put money in sexy ladies knickers.

Then I woke up thinking I was in Russia.

Dear Joe,

What is in Russia? What happened to the unicorns? Perhaps a burlesque show next time.

Thank you for a lovely adventure filled night.

Melissa

Cataloguing flaws and suffering from random bitch-fit outbursts.

It’s one of THOSE days.